Movin' Out

Dear Blogger,

We had a good run, but I'm seeing somebody else now.

Don't be mad. Her name is Wordpress, and you two really have a lot in common. To be honest, though, my new place there is a lot nicer. I know... I know. Lava lamps and Mexican jumping beans are still great. John Travolta, too. But your ranch house with maroon carpeting and wood paneling? I can't do it anymore. I need a refined lady with modern sensibilities to give me the confidence to succeed in the new year.

Don't worry. I know you'll be okay.

Many fond memories,
DP